Wow... over seven months since I've even looked at this thing. Way to keep on top of things Mike. I'll update soon. I promise.

Okay, so I lagged on updating my blog. So arrest me. Anyways, I guess I'll just summarize the month of November. I think I actually spent 92% of November in Simi Valley.

Desert Trip was pretty fun. Lots of peeps made the trip out there and had tons of fun times. Big ups to Jon Jenkins for helping prepare for the trip. Thanks to him helping, I got to spend some quality time with this Jenkins. He's the coolest! I highly recommend gettin' some Jenkins time in if you haven't already.

Had the best birthday this year ever even though it was the big 3-0. Went to Sizzler as usual and had a great time. Highlight = Jodi showing up! Then Alex and the Silvers helped pick out a sweet hip hop club in L.A. called, "The Little Temple." Funnest place ever! Amazing hip hop, a sweet salsa room and tons of brown people! My favorite! Highlight = Jodi showing up again and driving me home. Also peeing with Jodi by Carl's Jr. in Universal City.

Friends Thanksgiving was pretty sweet! Lots of fun friends and made my usual candied yams. Also shopped for ingredients with Kellie and then cooked at the Silver's. Father Silver helped me discover the treasure of cured gouda cheese! Oh man!

Unfortunately, the Audi is gone. RIP. Got a new whip though! 1997 VW Golf. Runs amazing and will look sweet when I'm done sweeting it up!

That pretty much covers it for November. Today I helped SD Kelly by doing her brakes on her car before her long drive to AZ. Well, I knew that Americans were stupid but today just confirmed it. So the only two bolts that needed to be removed for this task were hex keys. This being an American car I naturally guessed it'd be a standard size. So I pulled out a set. 1/4" was too small, then 5/16" was too big. Hmm? So I thought, "Hmm. Americans are stupid, maybe they use metric parts on their crappy cars." Tried 6mm. Too small. Then tried the 8mm. Too big.

Here's some insight into the world of tools. If you buy a set of metric hex key wrenches or hex key socket wrenches it's extremely rare for it to include a 7mm wrench. This is also true of a few other sizes. This is because a 7mm bolt is virtually non existant. Most smart asian cars use even number sized bolts/nuts.

So back to the story. Ultimately I ended up having to buy a 7mm hex key and it fit. Stupid Americans! Not only do they not use standard size parts on their cars but they use the most retarded sizes of metric parts! I hate you FORD!

I thought this picture was funny and explains the stupidity of Americans.

Somebody's watchin' me!!!

So, here's my Halloween costume for those who didn't get to see.

P.S. It has speakers that play the music too. First costume I ever made. Turned out pretty good.

A day in the life of the unemployed.

So I dropped my remote control behind my bed this morning. When I reached underneath to get it, I realized there was a fucking black widow living under my bed!!!


I quickly devised a plan to murder this invader. I pulled my bed back inch by inch so he wouldn't run and hide. This worked at first but once I got close enough to sqaush the fucker, he split into the dark hiding spots under my bed! I then had to tear my room apart to locate him. There's no way I was gonna sleep tonight with this asshole underneath me.

Low and behold, the beast was successfully killed! This is mostly due to my keen hunting skills. If you have a weak stomache you might want to close your eyes for the picture below. DEAD!

After re-assembling my room, I decided to check the mail. Woohoo! Got the Halloween card from mom and look what was inside! This is the kind of shit you get in the mail when you're mom was and is a hippy stoner!

Goodbye working in the heat!

Well, I'm picking up a window A/C unit for my room today after work. Monday was crazy hot and made it really hard to get any work done. My genius of a dad seemed to think putting up curtains in addition to my blinds would help. Definately not gonna solve the problem.

I can't wait until 4:30 so I can finally be able to work in comfort!


P.S. I've gotta order a new camera so I can start updating this thing the right way.

Here's what you've missed...

Well, I've decided to start actually keeping up on a blog seeing as how I sit in front of a computer all day and hate actually working. I signed up for a new blog to start over. I tried just changing the settings on my old one but got fed up with trying to figure it out. So here goes.

For those of you who don't know already, I'm living in San Diego for now. So far it's been a pretty good experience. I definately enjoy working from home as well as the weather down here.

Downtown San Diego at night is pretty sweet looking

Petco Park is an awesome stadium, but I still root for the good ol' Doyers! SD vs. LA games are sweet because half of the staduim is full of Dodger fans.

Fishing in the bay with my dad is pretty sweet. Sometimes we catch sharks and stingrays.

I already know where all the Wienershnitzels are.

Well that'll have to do for now. I've gotta get ready for work at the Chalet. Hopefully I'll get a new camera and I can update with my own pictures.