A day in the life of the unemployed.

So I dropped my remote control behind my bed this morning. When I reached underneath to get it, I realized there was a fucking black widow living under my bed!!!


I quickly devised a plan to murder this invader. I pulled my bed back inch by inch so he wouldn't run and hide. This worked at first but once I got close enough to sqaush the fucker, he split into the dark hiding spots under my bed! I then had to tear my room apart to locate him. There's no way I was gonna sleep tonight with this asshole underneath me.

Low and behold, the beast was successfully killed! This is mostly due to my keen hunting skills. If you have a weak stomache you might want to close your eyes for the picture below. DEAD!

After re-assembling my room, I decided to check the mail. Woohoo! Got the Halloween card from mom and look what was inside! This is the kind of shit you get in the mail when you're mom was and is a hippy stoner!